If you’ve ever been on an extended road trip or invited to a slumber party or spent a year as an eighth grader, you’ve probably played “Would You Rather.”
The rules are amazingly easy and universally known. But on the off-chance you are visiting us from outer space, here’s how the “Would You Rather” game works: You begin by introducing a predicament of two equally horrible-appearing (or sometimes equally enticing options to the other player.
You then smirk as the other player wrestles with this kind of impossible scenario. As soon as they decide what they consider to be the less awful of two atrocious situations, it is their turn to develop a predicament for you.
The game is a regular segment on the Comedy Bang! Bang! podcast. Celeb guests including Ice-T and Bernie Sanders are requested by host Scott Aukerman to select what they believe to be the greatest of two awful scenarios. The questions are nutty and dreadful: “Would you rather eat a whole Christmas tree, or have all of your kids have Jim Carrey’s face from The Grinch tattooed on their chests?” is one question Aukerman modeled to comic Patton Oswalt.
The beauty of “Would You Rather” is its simplicity. The game needs no advance knowledge and no skills outside a little originality. But it is just as interesting as the people you play with. There is no denying that the more absurd and occasionally Xrated “Would You Rather” gets, the more interesting it becomes.
For a bit of inspiration, here are some filmy would you rather from Reddit, LifeHacks, either.io, plus our sick, sick imaginations.
The Best Filmy “Would You Rather” questions
Would you rather attain pounds or be banned from the web for a month?
Would you rather filmy an unrecognizable child photograph of you be the topic of a vicious internet meme (i.e. Ermahgerd Daughter that continues for years, or be the laughingstock of Twitter for a day?
Would you rather unintentionally “enjoy” a two-year-old photograph of your significant other’s ex whom you were in the middle of Facebook stalking, or unintentionally send a sext to your mom?
Would you rather have to read every word of the “terms and conditions” when you are prompted to, or have to ask your parents for permission every time you’ve got sex?
Would you rather be a millionaire or live in the world of Harry Potter?
Would you rather live in the world of Star Wars or heal a rare type of cancer?
When you die, would you rather have your credit card statement or your Google search history released?
Would you rather be allergic to chocolate or allergic to smartphones?
Would you rather play Pokmon Go in real life or The Last Guardian in real life?
Would you rather be in a real-life edition of The Walking Dead or a real-life version of Game of Thrones?
Would you rather be forever banned from Tinder or be forever banned from all grocery stores within a -mile radius of where you live?
Would you rather have a hacker swoop in and publicize all the selfies you’ve taken in the previous year (without filters or have your private email hacked?
Would you rather lose the aptitude vote in elections or the capability to say anything on social media (including commenting on people’s Facebook posts or liking their photos on Instagram?
Would you rather have the capability to find out why someone you are dating phantoms on you or the capability to see genuine phantoms?
Would you rather lose every one of the photos you’ve taken on your smartphone this year or lose every one of the publications you own?
Would you rather gain buddies in real life or , followers on Twitter?
Harambe or the late Supreme Court justice Antonin Scalia?
Would you rather be catfished or the victim of identify theft?
Would you rather lose access to a smartphone for a year and get a percentage raise on the job or keep your smartphone and the same salary?
Would you rather be able to pick the person who becomes the following President of the United States or the individual who directs Star Wars: Episode X?
Would you rather be made to drink only pumpkin spice lattes and no other java for the rest of your own life or simply LaCroix for the rest of your own life?
Would you rather be made to host a huge dinner party and invite everyone you left-swiped on Tinder or have brunch with the last person who called you out on Twitter?
Would you rather lose your ability to text or lose your skill to give a high five?
Would you rather sound like Jar-Jar Binks for the rest of your own life or Siri?
Would you rather lose the capability to make use of GPS for the rest of your own life or lose the aptitude utilize a debit or credit card?
Would you rather don only Sailor Moon outfits for the rest of your own life or dress like the cast of Hamilton for the rest of your own life?
Would you rather have the capability to see every text that wasn’t sent to you or the skill to see every text that’s about you?
Would you rather have nude photos of you leaked on the web but not seen by anyone you understand or accidentally moon everyone at work during an important meeting?
Would you rather have eyes that can film everything or ears that can record everything?
Would you rather be doxed by Anonymous or have your advice leaked in a health insurance provider hack?
Would you rather have Reddit take up percentage of your day or gag take up percentage of your day?
Would you rather have Trump win the presidential election or have the voice in your head sound like Trump for the rest of your own life?
Would you rather eat the Twitter fowl or the World Wildlife Fund panda?
Would you rather always get stuck in traffic or always have a really slow internet connection?
Would you rather get picked for the Hunger Games or the Triwizard Tournament?
Would you rather get trolled on Twitter by hundreds or get called an bad name on the street by a stranger?
Would you rather read everything that Kim Kardashian has ever tweeted or be forced to just use Kimoji for the rest of your own life?
Would you rather be made to see your buddies just once per month or lose Twitter followers every month?
Would you rather have infinite storage space on your iPhone or infinite storage space in real-life?
Would you rather live out the Zola tweet rage in real life or be made to follow DJ Khaled’s advice for a month?
Would you rather have Google search results for your name mistaken with a condemned killer or a well-known pornstar?
Would you rather give the remaining part of the net control over your Twitter account or give your mom control over your Tinder account?
Would you rather be a wildly successful YouTube star who’s inadvertently embraced by chan or a uploader everyone honors but no one watches?
Would you rather have the ability to teleport every single time you fart or cure any wound by screaming at it?
Would you rather have every Tinder match have the capacity to read your other messages or never be able to utilize computers or smartphones for dating again?
Would you rather be able to speak to your pet or to people that are dead via Facebook messenger?
Would you rather take a glance at your Mother or your Dad’s net history?
Would you rather have male birth control or six weeks of maternity leave for every woman?
Would you rather have dogs or cats forever banned from your Instagram feed?
Would you rather sucker punch a Nazi or get into a televised debate with a Nazi claiming against their points?
Would you rather have your face be a Snapchat filter every time there’s a full moon or never use emoji again?
Would you rather have a chilly three months out of the year or need to see a doctor to get viral marketing from the head?
Would you rather always use LOL-talk in real life, even at funerals, or just communicate via a string of emoji that pop up over your head?
Would you rather be a loser on The Bachelor or a victor on Jeff Foxworthy’s American Bible Challenge?
Would you rather have your most embarrassing moment recorded in a GIF that goes viral or confront your biggest fear?
Would you rather never have to upgrade your personal computer or never have to improve your smartphone?
Would you rather have Batman’s skills, money, gear, and lifestyle or end offense round the world for good but be poor and undetected?